I went on a trip to DC, and today a new era in world history has begun. I have met Chuckles in person! This momentous event sent a cataclysmic of mystical energies through the ether, the magnitude and significance of which you may never comprehend---but they will affect you! And it did involve eating delicious Ethiopian food. Awaze tibbs, mmm mmm.
(My Canadian readers wouldn't know who I'm talking about or his significance to human history, so they might want to read the Coles Notes version here.)